2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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