So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So gin and wine won't be happening again
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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