I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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