Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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