like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I think my moral compass just broke
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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