idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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