the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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