i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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