you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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