Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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