I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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