u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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