how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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