How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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