some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Is it because I queefed?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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