love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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