so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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