I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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