he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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