So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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