she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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