Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
fuck your aforementioned shoe
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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