she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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