Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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