She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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