im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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