OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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