What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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