i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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