that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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