no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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