But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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