I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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