real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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