Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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