Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
