I just cut my nipple shaving
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Help. Why am I so naked?
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