He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Slut skills are useful in every country.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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