Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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