Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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