ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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