Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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