whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
is wine microwaveable?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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