I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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