this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
