What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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