You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
time to smoke my breakfast
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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