He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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