Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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