SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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