is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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