Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This is classic penis vs brain.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize