Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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