I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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