I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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