Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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