i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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