I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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