why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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