p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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