I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
